Once more he proudly strips down to reveal his out of shape bod. Ferrell trots out the same old schtick and it has grown beyond tired. The hallucinogenic trip features a giant crab which 'boils' itself and is otherwise funny because of its inappropriateness for this type of film. In one, an ice cream truck lands and is attacked by continually upscaling members of the food chain. Screenwriters Chris Henchy (TV's "I'm With Her") & Dennis McNicholas (TV's SNL) were actually paid to write this? There are two mildly funny set pieces. A gold colored one, Enik (voice of John Boylan, "Fever Pitch"), is found inside a lucite pyramid (something about crystals, yawn), and begs them to help him in his fight against The Zarn (voice of Leonard Nimoy) but later we find out he was lying. Then there are the Sleestack, rubber suited men with big shiny insect eyes and three sets of teeth. (By the time she sucks face with Ferrell near the film's finale, I wanted to throw up.) Land of the Lost has three moons (is that because the time warp is a 'meeting of past, present and future?' which still makes no sense.) and a T-Rex who gets real angry when Marshall tells his colleagues that it has a brain 'the size of a walnut.' When in doubt, the filmmakers just throw in more T-Rex, the better to distract the audience from the sucking vacuum that is their movie. Once in lost land, she must put up with the friendly primate Chaka (Jorma Taccone, TV's SNL) constantly hanging onto her breast and the low brow musings of McBride. Anna Friel must be one hell of an actress because she manages to stay wide-eyed and chipper throughout, beginning with meeting her idol as he comes to out of a 7 meal food coma. Like last years "Journey to the Center of the Earth" without the 3-D but with plenty of gay jokes, poop jokes and Ferrell's over exposed flesh, "Land of the Lost" is an abomination, a PG-13 film being marketed to families that features masturbation, bestiality and an extended drug trip, only the last of which offers anything approaching humor. Will Ferrell has officially used up my cache of good will with this theatrical version of the old 70's Sid and Marty Krofft television series.